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Subject:OK, all of you
Time:11:54 pm
All of you stop it right now. I am not cute. I am not adorable. And I am most certainly not harmless! I am a big bad scary top, and all of you had better cut it out or I'm going to get big fluffy bunny slippers and stomp on you with them. Capisce?

Oh yeah, the phrase "banana slug porn" gets hits on Google. I find this frightening.
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violet_tigress1
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Time:2007-02-28 08:18 am (UTC)
I find it frightening too.
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heronymus_waat
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Time:2007-02-28 01:10 pm (UTC)
Whatever you say, Mom.
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rmd
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Time:2007-02-28 01:15 pm (UTC)
the phrase "banana slug porn" gets hits on Google. I find this frightening.

i mostly stopped being frightened of those things when i was informed that there was transformers slash on the net. iirc, it was pointed out that the phrase "muffled clank" appeared in it.

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heronymus_waat
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Time:2007-02-28 01:40 pm (UTC)
Tannhauser's Law of Internet Porn Casuality: If you can think of an idea that could be even tangentially related to porn or fetishes, then it exists on the internet. If it didn't, then the meme goes back in time and retroactively creates it.
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ronsrants
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Time:2007-02-28 03:05 pm (UTC)
Before it was cute. Now you just sound cranky.

-R
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prock
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Time:2007-02-28 04:31 pm (UTC)
All of you stop it right now. I am not cute.

Correct. You are Super Toot!
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whipartist
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Time:2007-02-28 07:53 pm (UTC)
Great. Now I'm a giant fart.
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abostick59
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Time:2007-02-28 05:17 pm (UTC)
<prances around with thumbs in ears, wiggling fingers, sticking out tongue>
Nyaaah nyah-nyah nyaaah nyaaah! Patti is cu-u-ute! nyaaah nyah-nyah nyaaah nyaaah! Patti is cu-u-ute!
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whipartist
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Time:2007-02-28 05:22 pm (UTC)
Have you ever had the tip of your tongue singletailed?
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evwhore
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Time:2007-02-28 07:43 pm (UTC)
Is that an offer?
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whipartist
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Time:2007-02-28 07:44 pm (UTC)
Are you volunteering?
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evwhore
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Time:2007-02-28 07:46 pm (UTC)
Of course not me, but I figger Alan might be interested.
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evwhore
Subject:!!
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Time:2007-02-28 09:18 pm (UTC)
synchronicity:

Teacher cuts pupil's tongue with scissors
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whipartist
Subject:Re: !!
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Time:2007-02-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
Sigh. If you're going to do knifeplay, you should be good enough to avoid actually cutting.

(I had a knife to someone's tongue recently. It was an extremely interesting experience.)
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sabyl
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Time:2007-02-28 07:51 pm (UTC)
beneath that cute (or super toot), adorable, and harmless exterior. . .
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foomf
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Time:2007-02-28 08:20 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes, eek, we're all suitably afraid.




>:) You're scary in many ways, but cute and adorable is definitely a component, in the same way that Wednesday Addams is cute and adorable.
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