Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny Ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man, The Skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour.
A three hour tour. [ sound of thunder: crack! ]
The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship's aground on the shore of this Uncharted desert isle With Gilligan, the Skipper too, The Millionaire and his wife, A movie star, ( and the rest ) the Professor and Mary Ann, ( All ) Here on Gilligan's Isle!
Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook Why should I bother when I look like I look? I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?" Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition; Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!" Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true With my hair and body, you would be too Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!