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Subject:Dear Hummer Owner
Time:12:47 pm
Compact HummerDear Hummer Owner:

I don't care if you're driving the H3, not the full-sized monstrosity. I don't care how important you think you are, how late you are for a meeting, how empty the garage is, or how big your dick is. None of that factors into the equation.

Let me type it in caps, since big things seem to matter to you. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING COMPACT.

That is all.
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terrencechan
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Time:2008-04-28 07:59 pm (UTC)
Ahh, leave him alone. The bright side is he paid like $30 in gas just to get the car from his house to that spot.
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whipartist
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Time:2008-04-28 08:19 pm (UTC)
And his greed drives up the price that I pay.
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terrencechan
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Time:2008-04-28 08:41 pm (UTC)
Buy oil stock?
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whipartist
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Time:2008-04-29 07:29 am (UTC)
It's a mixed blessing. If $12/gallon gas would kill the SUV, I'd be hugely in favor of it.

Unfortunately, the price of gas has a very real negative impact on the economy. I'm somewhat less in favor of that.
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rmd
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Time:2008-04-28 08:03 pm (UTC)
why don't they just take up several spots by parking across the dividing line? if you're going to be an asshole hummer owner, go all the way!
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evwhore
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Time:2008-04-28 10:44 pm (UTC)
Bonus douche points for the vanity plate.
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