Dear Hummer Owner:
I don't care if you're driving the H3, not the full-sized monstrosity. I don't care how important you think you are, how late you are for a meeting, how empty the garage is, or how big your dick is. None of that factors into the equation.
Let me type it in caps, since big things seem to matter to you. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING COMPACT.
That is all.
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