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Subject:Help me design business cards
Time:01:19 am
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I've been threatening to make "Professional Video Poker Player" cards for Fich, and today I got an offer in the mail for 100 free cards. Ding!

If you were going to make said cards, what would they look like? Simple? A royal? Something else?
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sabyl
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Time:2008-06-25 09:35 am (UTC)
Sure you don't want to design professional bingo player cards instead?
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adbploink
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Time:2008-06-25 11:20 am (UTC)
How can you not include a reference to video crack somewhere?
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rmd
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Time:2008-06-25 12:22 pm (UTC)
a small royal flush, and generally make it look classy and understated.
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stevecohen
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Time:2008-06-25 01:35 pm (UTC)
Five lines of four to a royal catching total air.

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wild_irises
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Time:2008-06-25 01:40 pm (UTC)
I like this, but I was going to go for the buttons. "Bet One Credit." "Play Max Credits." A good photograph of them would make an awesome business card design.
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dmorr
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Time:2008-06-25 03:03 pm (UTC)
This was going to be my suggestion. Maybe with the text suggesting he deposit more money.
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ts4z
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Time:2008-06-25 07:01 pm (UTC)
I would start with a pixelated royal flush and squeeze all the cards against one edge. In the white space left, I would squeeze in something like,

Fich
Professional Video Poker Player
contact: find any bank of full pay machines and wait there
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whipartist
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Time:2008-06-25 08:40 pm (UTC)
Except when they fuck it up and never respond to your complaints.

However, that's who I was planning to use. I didn't know you worked for them.
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whipartist
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Time:2008-06-25 11:01 pm (UTC)
I have rounded corners on most of mine and opted not to get UV after I didn't like the way they wore.
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whipartist
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Time:2008-06-26 05:18 pm (UTC)
I carry them in my purse. By the time I gave out the UV-coated ones, they looked like shit.
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whipartist
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Time:2008-06-26 05:21 pm (UTC)
Nah, I don't really want to add weight and bulk. I'd rather just buy cards that didn't get banged up.
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whipartist
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Time:2008-06-27 05:48 pm (UTC)
Just found a nasty bug in your ordering system.

My order was $13.16 plus $.62 sales tax, for a total of $13.78.

When I paid via PayPal, I was charged $13.78 plus $.62 sales tax, for a total of $14.40. Plus, the PayPal payment doesn't seem to have marked my invoice as paid (and I'm in chat with customer service about it right now.)
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evwhore
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Time:2008-06-27 07:57 am (UTC)
"will play < 100% machines for food"
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