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Subject:Jayzus fucking keerist
Time:01:05 am
Cock rings can now be seized at the border.
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fich
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Time:2008-08-25 10:59 am (UTC)
Don't you know a cock ring could be used to take over an airliner and turn it into a flying bomb?

Why do you hate America?
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cork_dork
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Time:2008-08-25 01:26 pm (UTC)
That gets a big ol "WTF?!" from me, too. I can understand the logic behind seizing, say, laptops (not that I agree with it -- I don't -- but I can see why in a beaurocratic mindset it makes sense), but seizing sex toys is just... asinine.

Perhaps they're acting all protectionist for the American sex toy industry? That's the only thing that would make sense... kind of.
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greeklady
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Time:2008-08-25 03:37 pm (UTC)
You are going to laugh, but I was going to bring a few toys for my business trip this morning to Texas. Then I thought better of it since that is a crazy state when it comes to toys. I wish now I would have brought at least one.

This article makes me laugh because my girlfriends key ring is a cock ring.
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abostick59
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Time:2008-08-25 04:48 pm (UTC)
But it's not a cock ring, Mr. Customs Man, it's a neck ornament for my Ken doll....
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wordweaverlynn
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Time:2008-08-25 05:14 pm (UTC)
Your Ken doll wears a necklace? He must be gay. Confiscate him!

(And what's a big boy like you doing with dolls? Huh?)

(Also, many cock rings are belts or small hula hoops for Ken. Trust me on this one.)
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evwhore
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Time:2008-08-25 06:52 pm (UTC)
cock ring Ken
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wordweaverlynn
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Time:2008-08-25 09:53 pm (UTC)
Dear God. Clearly I have lived a sheltered life.

(Sheltered from children's toy stores, that is. I'm intimately familiar with the contents and uses of adult toy stores.)
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whipartist
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Time:2008-08-26 12:01 am (UTC)
REALLY? You've never heard of Earring Magic Ken? Early 90s, I believe... it was all the rage for a few months. I have one.
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bldrnrpdx
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Time:2008-08-26 12:27 am (UTC)
And then there were those "Billy" dolls...
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whipartist
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Time:2008-08-26 12:00 am (UTC)
I have a Cock Ring Ken sitting on a shelf in my kitchen.
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