Someone gave my gmail address out when she signed up for Classmates today. If my search foo is good, she's a real estate agent in a ritzy neighborhood in Virginia... boooooooring. Her inability to remember her email address became my creative writing opportunity. I was happy to help her discover the interesting things that she'd done with her life:
After high school I spent two years in the marines, but I'm really not cut out for the authoritarian nature of the military-- I barely escaped courts martial!
I found "her" picture online, and she has a great rack!
OK, sometimes I'm evil. However, I'll give her the password to the account if she asks me for it.
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