Patti (whipartist) wrote,
Patti
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So shoot me, I went back

After I got home lst night, I realized that there were two items that really would make yesterday's purchases work well. So I went back today. Monday morning should be a nice quiet time at the ole blue box, right?

Nope. It's soccer mom hell.

Today's pet peeves:

- The morons who just leave their carts in the middle of the aisle and walk away. For some reason, they always seem to find precisely the optimal position to block everyone else.

- The pinhead who parked his cart right behind my car, so that I couldn't pull out without moving it.

- The fucktard in the Mercedes who decided she was going to swerve into my lane (in the parking lot) to avoid the car that had parked badly, but neglected to notice that there was another car in that lane already. Or maybe she never bothered to study physics... I don't know. Had I not seen her and taken evasive action, she would have been about three feet into my passenger door.

Whee!
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