Patti (whipartist) wrote,
Patti
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Official diagnosis

"You have a bug."

Go back to bed, drink lots of fluids, gargle with warm saltwater, take chloraseptic and tylenol, eat soft foods.

He did a strep throat culture just to be safe, but expects it to be negative.

My guesses of "shards of glass in the throatitis" and "icepicks in the ears syndrome" were close but wrong.
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