Patti (whipartist) wrote,
Patti
whipartist

A motorcycle opera

For stevecohen, and with apologies to the late Mr. Mercury:

I see a little sihlouetto of a bike
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you make the damned bike go?
Thunderbolt and Lightning, Buells are very frightening to me!

It's a Harley, It's a Harley
It's a Harley, It's a Harley
It's a Harley, don't you know?
So it won't gooo-oooo-oooo-oooo

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Please fix his bike, fix this monstrosity!

Easy come, but it won't go. Will you make it go?
Bismillah! No! We cannot make it go!
Make it go?
Bismillah! No! We cannot make it go!
Make it go?
Cannot make it go! Make it go?
Cannot make it go! Make it go?
No, no, no, no, it won't go!

Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia make it go!
The cycle gods made a devil of a bike
For me, for me, for meeeeee!
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