May 16th, 2004

Dear Windows software developers

Don't you dare fucking maximize windows on my system unless I tell you to. There is nothing, NOTHING, of yours that I need or want to see in 1600x1200 glory. I don't need it for the piece of software I just installed, I definitely don't need it for your web page, and I absolutely fucking do NOT need it for your your installer, you presumptuous twit.

Yes I know that you're amazingly proud of having written something that runs under a Redmond-based OS that doesn't crash, and I'm very happy for you. I know, I know, it's just like the first time you made BM in the potty, and you're feeling all smug and self-important and you think everybody should congratulate you. Congratulations. Now stop sprawling across every single inch of my video real estate, and get back in the corner where you belong.

Howdy newcomers

I just scanned my user info, and discovered that I'm on the friends list of several people I don't (think I) know. That's cool... want to introduce yourselves?