If you were trying to buy traffic for the site, what Google keywords would you use?
I have several "sucks" keywords-- love sucks, dating sucks, men sucks, internet dating sucks, online dating sucks, romance sucks. Most of them don't get many hits, but love sucks is doing really well (albeit on a very small scale.)
Bad date, first date, worst date, and funny dates are all doing well, in approximately that order. I can't really afford dating, romance, online dating, and the huge hits-- even if I bid $.20/click, I wind up with an average ranking of about 80. Funny stories got me a zillion impressions, but so few clicks that Google automatically disabled it.
I have a fairly limited budget for this-- right now I'm limiting it to a buck a day, though I might go a little higher once I get things fine-tuned.
So what keywords would you use?