Patti (whipartist) wrote,

Since all the cool kids are doing it

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I bought S&M porn for walterzuey (10 points). You didn't know Mason Maltmuth wrote porn, did you? (-200 points. bad joke.) In March I check-raised my own grandmother (-8 points) and then rivered a gutshot against her (-100 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Vegas to visit fich and allknight, I stole the emergency flight information card and whacked adb_foldem on the head with it (-40 points). He shouldn't have called my raise then drawn four.

In March I thought about doing something unspeakable to bldnrpdx (+30 points) but then I didn't do it (-15 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole courtneydisney's pink purse (30 points). Last Friday I helped scottro hide a body (-173 points). In August, I stole frankbrabec's beer (-20 points) but I gave it to adbbingo so it was OK (+20 points). Or maybe it was adbploink... I was too drunk to tell them apart. (+50 points)

Overall, I've been very very naughty (-316 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking from csims!


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