My building has a garaage, but it's cold, not well-lighted, and a bit damp. It occurred to me that I could easily roll the bike onto the elevataor and take it into my loft, where it would be warm and dry and well-lighted, and I could do it at my leisure. But then I'd have a motorcycle in the living room.
A part of me thinks this is a great idea, and a part of me thinks it's bonkers. What do you think?
Am I crazy?
Yes. No sane person would do that.
No. It just seems practical to me.
Other, and I'll explain in comments