2. Moving Walkways
3. Venti latte, 340 calories
4. BK breakfast biscuit, 470 calories
5. Individual pepperoni pizza, 760 calories
6. Cinnabon, 730 calories
OK, I can buy the escalator in an airport, where people have luggage to schlep, but on the other hand I've certainly schlepped bags up airport stairs in other countries. Moving walkways are just laziness, though.
The other four are all things I've watched people consume for breakfast today. Cinnabon used to have a smaller minibon offering that was merely ridiculous rather than ludicrous, but I haven't seen those in years.