There's a woman sitting across from me. She's wearing a long black caardigan over a dark blouse that's buttoned up fairly high, a black, ankle length skirt, and sensible shoes. I'd guess that she's in her mid-40s. She wears out-of-style glasses, no makeup, and has straight, shoulder-length mousy blonde hair. In fact, her entire bearing is mousy-- she hunches over and sinks back into her seat as though she's trying to be invisible.
A red tote bag sits at her feet. She only caught my eye becaause the bag did-- there's a picture of a hunky guy in nothing but silk boxers on it. I look closer, and spot several people in street-legal yet slinky attire. In one corner of the bag sits a large gold-and-rhinestone pin that spells out PASSION PARTIES. In another corner there's a very similar pin of a dollar sign.
I can't put two and two together and come up with any value of four that I really believe.