Patti (whipartist) wrote,

Musical doggerel

If you don't know what song goes with this, you're not old enough to be playing poker.

I'm just a maniac
I push in my whole stack
No one knows what hand I'm playing

I'm in every pot
I check raise a lot
Ooooh, overplaying

There will come a day
When my stack will slip away
Because some moron called me

When I lose my whole stack
'cause I'm just a maniac
The game goes on without me

'Cause I ain't got no money
Oh and there's nobody will stake me
Nobody will stake me
I'm so broke it's funny
Won't some big winner take a chance on me
I don't play so bad
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