I was on the phone with mom a few minutes ago. She was talking about the dinner they just had-- smoked ribs and pork chops from her husband's new smoker. I told her that I used to have an electric smoker, and it was really good with smoked salmon.
She turned around to him and said, "Patti says she really liked salmon smoked."
"In a bong?", he quipped.
"What's a bong?"
That caused uncontrollable stereophonic laughter with a 1500-mile separation between the channels.