- a numb mouth
- a tooth sitting on my desk
- a purple leopard fur corset
It was entirely uneventful. The dentist and I have had differing opinions of this tooth for years. "You should just let me pull that." "But I like my teeth and I don't want them pulled if there are any other options. Are there?" "We can fill it, but it'll probably get pulled eventually, so you may as well do it now." "Nah, fill it."
Today she looked at it and asked if I was going to let her pull it. "Yes, but you have to say I told you so."
A few minutes later I had the tooth in my hand. I may take a sledgehammer to it... evil fucker.