People are being real jackasses, trying to pass the people who have beeen waiting for 20+ minutes and push their way on. This guy is one of them. He's not just pushy, he's blocking non-bridge traffic.
Update: I'm home, though it took me 1:20 to do what should have been a 20-minute drive. While I was sitting on the bridge the fallen section of 580 reopened, so I got to take my normal route home. Yay!