Patti (whipartist) wrote,
Patti
whipartist

Things that come out of my brain when I'm not looking


Long toilet plungers with wide rubber flanges
Spatula handles with penchants for asses
Pogo sticks, umbrellas, curtain rods, slings
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the girl bites, when the lube drips
When I'm feeling stretched
I simply remember my favorite things
And later I thank the wench.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 6 comments