I have two PC2-3200 512MB SODIMMs sitting on my desk-- I just pulled them out of my laptop. They've seen two years of use, but they were working perfectly except that they weren't big enough to handle Photoshop in all of its memory-hogging glory. (What kind of nutbar does huge photomerges on her laptop, anyway?)
They're free to anyone I know, or anyone on my friends list. If I don't know you, they're free if you promise to give $10 for one or $20 for both to any reasonably progressive charity.
If you want them, you also have to show me something humorous. Leave a comment (with a funny bit) if you're interested.