It's "take our kids to work day", and that means that there are dozens of small people running screaming through the halls of our office. I honestly know what that little old lady next door felt like... you know, the one who kept screaming at the kids to get off her lawn. However, I did get to have a great IM conversation with a coworker:
Me: If I kill one of 'em, will you post bail? Him: if I eat the evidence, they can't prove a thing!