Patti (whipartist) wrote,
Patti
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My current office has more junk food in it than any place I've ever worked.

Right now we have chips out the wazoo. The requisite soft drinks, including a bunch of snapple. Two flavors of Hostess cupcakes. Little graham cracker sticks. Two kinds of cereal. Three kinds of cookies. Candy bars. Instant oatmeal in six flavors. All manner of snack bars, including odwalla bars brought in by a coworker. Oranges. Apples. Carrots. Tootsie rolls. Coffee & tea. Two kinds of nuts. Two kinds of dried fruit. Jerky. Two kinds of crackers. Pudding cups. Fruit cups. Apple juice. Fruit gushers.

And gum for minty fresh breath.

This is a good thing, though... for the past two nights, dinner has been instant oatmeal at about 10 p.m.

Last night I set a new land speed record, getting from the office in San Francisco to my loft in Oakland in fourteen minutes flat.
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