On the age gate page for my erotic photography (link safe for work, so long as you don't click further), I jokingly said that I wanted a 5D MkII, world peace, and a pony. Because I was in a particularly weird mood when I wrote the page, I linked to Amazon, and in particular to a My Little Pony.
When I got home from work today, there was a gift-wrapped box outside my door, with my name on it. There was no "from" name on it. OK. Perhaps there's a card inside. Nope!
There was, however, a pink My Little Pony.
I laughed out loud for a full 30 seconds, and I can't even glance at the box without giggling some more..
It had to have been someone in my building, but I have no idea who. The two most likely culprits are right out-- my name was spelled "Pattie" on the tag, and neither of them would have done that.