My scotch collection is in a vintage medical cabinet that looks pretty much but not quite exactly like the picture on the left. The picture on the right is a badly-lit photo of the interior.
I want to put a wine rack on top, but I want something that will do justice to the funkiness of the cabinet-- something whimsical, unusual, silly, or that otherwise has character. If I giggle like jnala every time I look at it then I've found the perfect thing.
Ideally it would hold around a dozen bottles of wine, but fewer is OK-- panache trumps capacity. The top of the cabinet is 29" wide, and I forgot to measure the depth but it's probably about 12-14".
Got a suggestion?