So it seems that the new section of the bay bridge is a geography warp. As I was driving across it tonight, the car in front of me had a Jesus fish. I was so surprised that I triple-checked to see that it wasn't a Darwin fish. Then I glanced to my right, and saw a bumper sticker that said "Pro-woman, pro-life." I looked left, and saw a "McCain / Palin" stcker.
I really wanna know how they managed to route that detour through Texas.