I almost bought this bike at Target tonight, but I decided to wait. And then I spotted this bike on Amazon. It's pretty much the same bike, but in my color. In fact, the only difference I can discern is in color and price.
Advantge Target: pre-assembled, about $35 cheaper, instant gratification. Disadvantage Target: assembled by monkeys at Target, and probability is low that they'll do a good job. What's a girl to do?
There's also this, though I think I have too much pride for that.