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Time:02:59 pm
I still log into Tribe.net from time to time. I also moderate a tribe called Atheists Only, which is precisely what it sounds like. I got this text as a membership request today:
wow! have u actualy read the bible or studied it. first we have the origionals of the bible before christ, word for word. have u ever herd of the dead sea scrolls and the septuagint. there are many other parts that i can talk about but those are two of 8 wrighting. look them up if you think crist is nothing. they are word for word from the time they were wrighten till know and that is over 3000 years. there are 24000 total documentary pieces of evidence that exist to suport the bible.
if you can find even one one archeological discovery that disproves the bible just tell me. because there are ZERO!!!! did u get that ZERO!!!
here are a few answers to your questions
1. not every christian is perfect and the bible verse says nothing about falowing the O.T. perfectly it says u shell do your best and u will be great in the kingdome of heaven.
2.haha i love this question, do u believe in abortion. u are just a hypocrite if you are against God on that question.
6. no they dont if they havent herd of the Lord Jesus Christ the will go to heaven. i new this one women and her son was dieing of a brain tumer and had a few days to live. they were in the hospital and she woke up and her son was talking in his sleep. he was saying "lord am i going to be ok." he woke up the next morning and told his parents "it is really fascinating to learn about God" the lord was teaching him the word of God" if you dont believe me i will give you conections the the family. they are pasters and u can ask them you questions. i am not saying u are crazy and u should go to hell i think i should give christ a chance.

I politely thanked him for the crazy rant, told him I was glad Christianity worked for him, and that he wasn't welcome in a tribe that dedicated to atheism. I managed not to tell him to fuck right off.
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ts4z
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Time:2009-10-01 10:16 pm (UTC)
Troll. But nicely done.
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crayonbeam
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Time:2009-10-02 12:31 am (UTC)
I disagree with this completely, in part because I've never seen a cause succeed based on politeness.
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adbjupe
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Time:2009-10-02 12:52 am (UTC)
Heh, I usually get to the conclusion that it isn't me who's rude, but my opposite who dared to annoy me with his message.
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jellymillion
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Time:2009-10-02 07:41 am (UTC)
I like to point out that Jesus may have died, but he got better after a few days and went to live with his Dad.
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greeklady
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Time:2009-10-01 11:43 pm (UTC)
Wow and you did it without commenting on their inability to spell christ correctly? Well done!
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tiurin
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Time:2009-10-02 12:43 am (UTC)
Hey, that has possibilities. "For there will be a sequence of Five Prophets of Kingdome...the First will be Edgar, He-Who-Avoids-The-Field, who will be followed by Ken, Son of Ken, followed by Alex The Prodigy, followed by Ichiro from The Land Across the Sea. Finally, there will come King Felix, who will lead us to the Promised Land."

Of course, given the M's management, I think they're mostly doomed to the kingdome of hell.

Patti was more polite than I would've been though. I'd have asked him what he thought about the high probability that Matthew and Luke both cribbed off a lost gospel.

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mspurrmeow
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Time:2009-10-02 12:43 am (UTC)
Wow. How mature of you to respond so nicely. *snerk*
My tolerance for such idiocy is far lower than yours. I'll work on my shortcomings, I promise. I got almost to the end of the first sentence before my brain was overloaded with the static.
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slfisher
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Time:2009-10-02 11:19 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, in my religion, 'you' is spelled with three letters.
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jcdill
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Time:2009-10-02 03:51 pm (UTC)
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html

Gee, look at that, the Bible is riddled with contradictions! It can't even decide on the order in which things were created in Genesis. If it contradicts *itself* how can it be the word of God?

I found this amusing:

No, Muslims don't believe that Jesus was the messiah.

Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Koran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn't shown up yet.

Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels. Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn't count. Muslims think the third one was the best.

Mormons like the second one so much that they started writing fan-fiction that doesn't fit with any of the series canon.



You might want to forward this crazy tribe-mail to:

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com

While there, follow this crazy saga:

View Obstruction

View Obstruction Part Deux

Conclusion

You could also send over some of your dating horrors emails.

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