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Time:11:44 pm
Warning: I'm going to drive topless through San Francisco next weekend.

Why? Because I can.

OK, a little more information. I got asked to drive International Ms. Leather and International Ms. Bootblack in the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade next weekend. Ah, the joys of owning a convertible. But hey, I've never been in the SF parade. I haven't even gone to it since the first year I moved here. And International Ms. Leather is a friend of mine. I'm happy to help out, and it will be fun.

What's the perfect outfit for this? I think it's a black leather chauffeur cap, driving gloves, and tie. I could put more on, but really... why? OK, technically I need a couple of band-aids or some tape in order to be street-legal, but that doesn't really count.

Consider yourself forewarned. If you don't want to see me topless, stay out of San Francisco next Sunday, and don't watch the parade on TV.
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rhiannonstone
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Time:2010-06-20 07:21 am (UTC)
Don't forget the sunscreen! :)
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whipartist
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Time:2010-06-20 07:42 am (UTC)
Indeed. I have a very enthusiastic sunscreen volunteer.
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rmd
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Time:2010-06-20 01:11 pm (UTC)
fabulous.

can you find black leather pasties for the occasion instead of tape? much classier than band-aids.
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gayathri
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Time:2010-06-20 05:46 pm (UTC)
w00!!!!
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gayathri
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Time:2010-06-20 05:46 pm (UTC)
(I wont be topless, since I'll be on the motorcycle, but maybe the bitch on back will be. :) )
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jnala
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Time:2010-06-20 07:39 pm (UTC)
I believe female toplessness doesn't qualify as indecent exposure in California. Anyway, it's Pride.
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whipartist
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Time:2010-06-20 08:25 pm (UTC)
I believe that women must technically cover their nipples, and there's something about having a one-inch strip of cloth over one's asscrack. I don't know how well it's enforced, but I'd rather not be the person who got the whole leather contingent yanked from the parade.

Many years ago, there was a hilarious situation at Folsom Street Fair. A group of friends and I did what turned out to be a very intense scene on the street, including quite a lot of singletailing. A SF police officer watched much of it.

When we were done, he came over to one of my friends. "Excuse me miss, but you need to cover your nipples."
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