I recently finished the book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, by Christopher Moore. I found it to be a delightfully entertaining and highly irreverent read.
I told my mother the other night about driving topless in the parade. She mostly took it in stride until I pointed out that there were lots of people there with cameras, so there were probably pictures all over the internet. She relaxed a little bit when I pointed out that I was driving a car, so they were probably fabulous pictures of my shoulder. The poor woman gets bombs like this dropped on her on a regular basis.