Him: are you talking about me ???
Me: I have no context for this question. Could you fill me in on what you're talking about, please?
Him: THERE WAS A COMMENT ABOUT ME AND IT WAS NOT NICE.
Me: Wow. I well and truly have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Could you at least include a link to the content that you find offensive, so that I have some context for this bizarre, random conversation that I find myself in?
Him: IT WAS UNDER GROUPS. I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I FOR GOT. LOL
SORRY I AM JUST TIRED OF ALL THE HATERS ON FETLIFE. IT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST DO NOT BELIVE WHAT I SAY. I HAVE BEEN INTO THIS SINCE 1967. SO LIKE I SAID FOR GET ABOUT IT. IF YOU ARE EVER IN CHICAGO, LET ME KNOW I WILL TAKE YOU FOR COFFEE OR LUNCH. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
I have no fucking clue who this guy is, or what his beef is with me, but I'm pretty certain that I haven't said anything bad about him. Well, I guess I am now that I'm posting this here. But still... WTF?
Edit: I figured it out! He posted this in a discussion of bratty behavior:
"i am a lot older than you but belive me you would not getaway with this here. i have one female who is 18 years old. she tryed some crap. after i beat her she stated she would do what ever i wanted. i have a room that is only about 6' x 6' feet. i locked in there for four days. i opened the door and had her clean up the shit on the floor because the only thing i did was make sure she had food. she had to piss and shit on the foor. let me know how you are doing once you find a master."
My response was, "Oh, look, a troll. Can we agree not to feed it?"