Patti (whipartist) wrote,

Dear Windows software developers

Don't you dare fucking maximize windows on my system unless I tell you to. There is nothing, NOTHING, of yours that I need or want to see in 1600x1200 glory. I don't need it for the piece of software I just installed, I definitely don't need it for your web page, and I absolutely fucking do NOT need it for your your installer, you presumptuous twit.

Yes I know that you're amazingly proud of having written something that runs under a Redmond-based OS that doesn't crash, and I'm very happy for you. I know, I know, it's just like the first time you made BM in the potty, and you're feeling all smug and self-important and you think everybody should congratulate you. Congratulations. Now stop sprawling across every single inch of my video real estate, and get back in the corner where you belong.
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